"The Slayers: Xelloss 1/2"

Author's Notes: I don't really know Filia's attack, so I'm improvising. And I know that Lina would have made a better Akane, but I prefer Filia/Xelloss match *^_^*. And... I also follow thw manga until Akane throws a table at Ranma (vo.l 1) I had to remake the entrance of "Ryoga" and "Shampoo." Have fun reading it!

The Cast:
Xelloss as Ranma
Filia as Akane
Amelia as Nabiki
Sylpheel as Kasumi
Lina as Shampoo
Gourry as Mouse
Martina as Ukyo
Zangulus as Ryoga
Zelas as Genma
Phil as Son
and Zelgadiss as Kuno


"They're coming!" Phil Saillune was running in the dojo with a post card.
"Who's that?" asked Amelia.
"My old friend! Zelas Metallium! She's coming with her son!"
"That's cool! I hope He's older then me!" said Sylpheel.
"I don't know. I never have see him." Phil replied.
"Eh?"
"Amelia, can you go get Filia?"
"She went out, she'll come back soon..."

* * * * *

"Come back here!" Xelloss say that, when he bumped into a blonde.
"itaiiiiii" The lady found her self on the floor.
"Gomen, but I'm in a hurry.... ja ne!" Xelloss start running until the girl couldn't see her.
"Wha da strange lady..."

Xelloss was running toward the city, searching for her mother.
"Damn it, I'm going back to china"

Xelloss said those word when a wolf put him KO. The wolf was carrying Xell to the Saillune Dojo.

"WAAAAAAA!!!!! Dad, their is a wolf carrying a girl in the dojo!" Amelia run behind his father.
"What is this?"

Philionel saw the wolf drop the girl near them. And the wolf hand up a sing with "HI!" on it. The girl stand up.

"Hi! I'm Xelloss Metallium, nice too meet you..."
"Xelloss!!! You're finally here!.... ?! what the..." Phil what hugging very hard Xell...

Phil push Xelloss and look at him or her... Amelia Look at Xelloss and touch her breast.
"Dad she's a girl..." say Amelia with a weird look on her face.
"Nooooooooo!"

Phil fell unconscious. Filia got near Xelloss and present herself.
"Hi there! I'm Filia. You're the girl that bumped into me ne? I heard from father that you practice magic. Do you want to practice with me?"
"sure" say Xell

Xell follow Filia in the dojo and start practicing.
"I'll go easy on you okay?"
Xelloss only make a "yes" sing with her head.

"FREEZE ARROW!"
A freeze arrow was going to hit Xelloss in the middle of the head, but, she dodge.

"Wow your good! A little bit harder now.... FIRE BALL!"

Xelloss was not moving until the last second and dodge the attack again.
(I can believe she's dodging some of my best attacks.... Now lets see if she can handle that!) say Filia in her mind

"..bzzz bizzz...."
"hun?" Xelloss change his face expression.
"with the power that you and I posses DRAGU SLAVE!!!"

A big Dragon slave was going strain onto Xelloss...
(she can dodge this time. I won!) tough Filia
"YATTA! *^_^* I wo..... hun?! NANI O CORE?"

Filia turn her back to back strait in front of Xelloss.

"Geez.... Your pretty good!"
"Thank..."
"I'm glad that your a girl..."
"Why?"
"because I hate lost against boys...."
Xelloss didn't answer anything. That's when Sylpheel enter...
"Xelloss, do you want to take a bath? You must be tired of that travel, have a nice and hot bath, we'll eat later. Ok?"
"Well I don't think it's a good idea..."
"Go for it, come on, go..."
"well..."
"JUST GO !!"
"Yes ma'am..."

Xelloss go in the bathroom, undress herself and get into the hot bath. But something weird is happening.....

In one room of the house. Phil and the wolf are "talking". The wolf write to Phil that the we're in China when they fell in  a special water. (I don't know what it's called in english, so I'll call it "Magical source"... eh ^_^) Phil throw some hot water at the wolf and she transform into Zelas. So this mean.....

Xelloss still was in the hot bath. That's when Filia enter...

"Oh I didn't know you still we're....." Filia interrupt herself as she saw Xelloss.
She close de door as fast a she can and start crying out loud in the house. She ran to catch the biggest thigh that she could find saying that the was an Hentai in the bathroom. Then Sylpheel tough that Xelloss was still in the bath... Amelia wondered about Xelloss when a guy enter the room. Filia ask who has he. Metallium, Xelloss Metallium. the "Uh?" expression comes to the three girls faces.

"So they are my friends, Zelas and her son Xelloss."
"Nice to meet you" say shyly Xell
"Are you the girl from before?" ask Amelia trying to see if she still have some breast.
"Would you stop that please?" ask Xelloss.
Xelloss look up and see Filia glare at him.

"What happened to you when you we're in China?" demand Philionel
"Well... uh... Were should I start? uh let's see.... AH!"

Zelas took the arm of Xelloss and throw him in the little lake in the garden.

"Wadda ya do that for?" ask Xelloss angrily.
"He's a girl again!" say Sylpheel
"What a shame..." say Zelas
"Wadda'bout ya?"

Xelloss throw Zelas in the cold water.

"She... she's the wolf from this morning..." say Filia surprise.
"What are those people?" ask Amelia.
"When splash with hot water, you're becoming at you're original state..." said Phil just before grabbing Xell...
"Choose you're fiancé! Sylpheel 19, Amelia 17 and Filia 16!"
"Congratulation Filia!" said Amelia and Sylpheel
"eeeehhhhhh?????" said Xell and Filia
"Filia, you said that you didn't like boys, so half girl and half boy is the perfect type for you. Ne?" said Amelia.
"But I don't want that... that... that Namagomi, he's a jerk, baka and hentai!"
"Na... Namagomi?" repeat Xelloss unsure.
"I just can't wait to see them, Oh Xelloss, you are starting school tomorrow, so get ready, here's your room." said quickly Phil.
"When did I agree to all of this?" say Filia and Xelloss in the same time. They look at each other and turn their back.

"I don't need her." say Xell
"And I don't need him" say Filia.
"Since I'm habituate to my own body, I don't have any interest in a girl like you. humph"

Then, a table put Xelloss KO...

"Ouch" say Xelloss when he woke up. "What happened?"
"Filia throw the table at you, and you fell unconcious." said Sylpheel
"She's nice, but she has a really bad charactere with person that comment her body." Said Amelia
"I think I won't forget that..."

After that Xelloss live at Filia's house for a time, he receive a letter...

"What's that?" asked Xelloss in his woman form.
Filia took the the letter and red it.
To Xelloss Metallium.
Meet you at the play ground of your school
For a duel.
Zangulus

"Very short" say Filia. "And who's that Zeangalu?"
"And old body at my old school..."
"soka... hun! the duel was for yesterday!"
"that not a problem, Zan doesn't have any orientation. He's proably asking is way..."


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